February 2012
1 post
Feb 9th
June 2010
9 posts
2 tags
Jun 7th
44 notes
2 tags
Jun 6th
2 tags
Jun 6th
25 notes
3 tags
Jun 6th
152 notes
1 tag
Jun 6th
285 notes
3 tags
Jun 6th
892 notes
4 tags
Jun 6th
720 notes
Jun 6th
3 notes
3 tags
Jun 6th
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May 2010
25 posts
1 tag
“Seventeen bowls a day keeps the doctor away.”
– Me
May 27th
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May 26th
246 notes
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I just found a nug in my hair. 
May 24th
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“Everything I say is generally pretty funny”
– My Mom (What a Douche) 
May 23rd
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“Did you guys hear this really sick sound come out of the bathroom while I was in...”
– My Mom
May 23rd
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“Were those cats just married?”
– My Mom
May 23rd
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May 23rd
2 notes
1 tag
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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3 tags
May 22nd
3 tags
May 22nd
3 notes
4 tags
May 22nd
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May 18th
May 18th
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best of craigslist: Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch →
Dude, what the fuck. 
May 18th
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: The 7 Habits of... →
May 16th
3 tags
May 16th
“I’m not using drugs, I love them!”
– My Mom
May 6th
2 tags
May 5th
“It’s like genius comedy” she says.
May 5th
Had to add that after I posted that last quote my mom laughed about how funny it was for like five minutes.
May 5th
1 tag
“Always respect a streak, except the ones in your underpants.”
– My Mom
May 5th
2 tags
May 5th
“I’d rather shit in a basket than hang out with him.”
– My Man
May 2nd
April 2010
11 posts
It’s raining hella fuckin crazy right now. I just went out back and smoked a bowl on the porch, it was awesome. Been smoking with my mom all day, except I had to go in to work for a bit this morning.
Apr 18th
2 tags
Apr 18th
1 tag
“Jimmy cracked corn, and I don’t give a fuck.”
– My mom
Apr 14th
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Been holding this hit in for so long. I’m gonna die.
Apr 12th
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5 tags
So I thought it would be a good idea to get really stoned with my mom and watch Where The Wild Things are the other day. Turns out I was mistaken. That movie is creep-o, and impossible to handle if you’re too baked. My mom and I had to pause it like sixteen times just because we were too weirded out and we needed a break. On the other hand, I watched Inglorious Basterds really really high...
Apr 12th
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Apr 2nd
4 notes
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HighDEAS →
Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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“Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it...”
– Jay Leno
Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
100 Followers
Yaaaay!
Apr 1st
March 2010
35 posts
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My Mom - I wish I could fart in Steve Jobs’ mouth. Me - Why? My Mom - Because ITunes sucks.
Mar 31st
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“If you can’t remember how to light the pipe, it’s time to put it...”
– My Mom
Mar 31st
1 tag
Mar 30th
4 tags
“The best part of wakin’ up is Diego in your butt.”
– Diego
Mar 30th
1 note